danatheb ([info]danatheb) wrote,
@ 2008-03-05 09:32:00
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Why did I choose fives for this? No idea.
The Five Songs Pandora thinks I love more than any other 5 songs, based on how often they're played:

1.)  Charlotte Sometimes:  The Cure
2.)  Fifteen Minutes:  The Greenskeepers
3.)  It Never Rains in Southern California:  Albert Hammond
4.) Second Chance:  38 Special
5.)  Sailing:  Christopher Cross

The Five (ok, 6)Tom Waits Songs I love above all others:

1.)  Please Call Me Baby (1974, The Heart of Saturday Night)
2.)  Cemetery Polka (1985, Rain Dogs)
3.)  Jockey Full of Bourbon (1985, Rain Dogs)
4.)  I'll Be Gone (1987, Frank's Wild Years)
5.)  Hoist That Rag (2004, Real Gone)
6.)  Cold Water (1999, Mule Variations)


Things I wish I could do:

1.) Not read websites written by people who drive me batshit nuts.
2.) Rig slot machines to magically pay when I want, which is always.
3.)  Be the person who gets up at 4 in the morning to go to the gym, just so I could get it out of the way.
4.) Take a really good photograph.
5.)  Summon a cup of coffee to appear from the ether whenever I need some caffiene.

Celebrities I find awesome, for whatever reason:

1.)  MARK RONSON.  Mm-hummm.  He is some kind of hot.
2.)  Seth McFarland. 
3.)  Amy Winehouse.  I love the shit out of her, because I like my women good and crazy.
4.) Colin Farrell
5.) Kiefer Sutherland

Things that probably won't happen, but I still hope:

1.)  UNCRAZY BRITNEY.
2.)  People will get what they deserve.
3.)  I will get my photograph taken with the BIG CHECK at a casino (because I've won it, not because they're letting me just touch it like some pathetic person)
4.)  Someone will be able to successfully explain why an "Internet Celebrity" is considered famous.
5.)  Talking Heads reunite specifically for me, play in my yard.

Rap Artist I Claim To Love Above All Others:

Jay Z

Rap Artist I Actually Do Love Above All Others:

Beastie Boys

80s Bands I Still Love Far Too Much:

1.)  Men At Work
2.)  Smiths
3.)  The Stranglers
4.)  The Replacements
5.)  Violent Femmes

Ridiculous things I know:

1.)  All the lyrics to Public Enemy's "It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold us Back"
2.)  The current submission requirements for NIH grants.
3.)  The phone number of the house I lived with my mom and grandparents circa 1975-1980 (998-9098)
4.)  The best/worst odds games at casinos (Casino poker[not against the house]/Keno)
5.)  The quickest way to drive to Sheepshead Bay Brooklyn, from my house.

Why people give a shit about anything these people do:

1.)  Ashton Kutcher
2.)  Either of those Davis guys, Jason or Brandon. 
3.)  Tia Tequila (see "internet celebrity", above)
4.)  Miley Cirus.  I've seen her future, and it is Britney Spears. 
5.)  Ty Pennington.  He is just about awful.
6.)  Zac Efron.  Who IS this closet case?
7.) The whole whorey Kardashian family.  WTF?

Allegedly Hot People I Don't Find At All Hot Not That They're Sitting Home Crying About It:

1.)  Penelope Cruz
2.)  Brad Pitt
3.)  Rhianna
4.)  Victoria Beckham
5.)  Daniel Radcliffe

Bands/Singers/producers I Feel Like I'm Supposed to Like, but can't stand:

1.)  Blondie
2.)  James Brown
3.)  Coldplay
4.)  B-52s (I like them in theory, but their music makes me tense)
5.)  Pharrell Williams

Websites I Check Daily:

1.)  Jason Mulgrew
2.)  Hot Chicks with Douchebags
3.)  Flickr
4.)  I Can Haz Cheezburger?
5.)  Dlisted   (and I can't figure out why Michael from Dlisted doesn't hookup with Bryan Boy, because I think they'd make an amazing, glittery team of fashion and gossip.  If this happens, remember where you heard it)










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[info]cindy9000
2008-03-05 05:35 pm UTC (link)
Why people give a shit about anything these people do:

8. Sarah Silverman

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[info]danatheb
2008-03-05 05:57 pm UTC (link)
ooh, good addition. NOT FUNNY. See also: DANE FUCKING COOK.

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[info]cindy9000
2008-03-05 05:58 pm UTC (link)
I see your Dane Cook and raise you an Andy Dick!

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[info]danatheb
2008-03-05 06:17 pm UTC (link)
Ohh, I see your Andy Dick and raise you a Carlos Mencia!!!!!

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5!
[info]amymo2003
2008-03-05 06:44 pm UTC (link)
You inspire me, ma'am!

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[info]jenzieg
2008-03-05 10:56 pm UTC (link)
Christopher Cross!!!!!!!

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[info]tuff517
2008-03-06 02:09 am UTC (link)
I love dlisted, it is my favorite.

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bands i feel i'm supposed to adore
(Anonymous)
2008-03-10 07:30 am UTC (link)
for me, it's radiohead. I HATE THEM!

fuck you, music snobs. you can shun me only by my IP.

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Re: bands i feel i'm supposed to adore
[info]danatheb
2008-03-11 02:34 pm UTC (link)
hah! I love radiohead like an addict loves crack, but I'm not offended by people who don't. Remember, I also love Lionel Richie, so it all balances out.

PS: I actually have no idea how to shun anyone via IP.

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